- "'What's the difference between Gorbachev and Dubeck?' Nothing, but Gorbachev doesn't know it yet."
- ―kowlonski
Summary
The Cosmonaut Hat is a obtainable hat in the PFS store. The hat is like a Soviet space helmet.
Background
In its early stages, the Federation was competing with its rebel group, the Alliance, to win the space race.
Some clever clogs put the Federation as the "Soviet" solution and the Alliance as the "American" solution.
In the end, it was the Soviets who won.
