The Gentlemans Hat is a obtainable hat in the PFS store. The hat is a very long and large top hat.
We can't all be first class citizens, be we can give the impression of looking like one.
Stealing your dad's hat is one way of going about it. That is, until you consider, he stole it from his dad, which is your grandfather. And he stole it from his dad, you great-grandfather.
Still, turn back long enough, you'll get a rich person with a lot of money and estate. Then you'll have a son with drinking problems and/or money saving issues. That's basically every family.