The Jingle Pillow is a pillow that is unobtainable in the store/pillows page in PFS. The only way to get it was to win one round (any map or gamemode) during the Christmas Event 2015/2016. This can also be gotten during the Winter Event 2018 by winning Christmas Ball. The pillow is bright red with a slight snowflake design with the particles being snowflakes.
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do But the world does not revolve around you Don't be a jerk It's Christmas
There's a sign above the line that says "Express" That means ten items or less Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you Use turn signals, don't screen my calls Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
When others are talking never interrupt Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up It's the time for family and holly and turkey 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list Why whine about the one that he missed? Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
- At one point the sound it made was a regular santa laugh but now it makes a deeper version of the same sound.
- Part of the Christmas Event 2015, 2016 and Winter Event 2018.