The Turkey Hat is a hat obtainable in the store in PFS. The hat is a stuffed turkey on your head.
Um... I'm pretty sure you do not want to eat that. I don't think it's even cooked yet.
Uncooked turkey could have disastrous consequences on you and your body's health. Symptoms include: sickness, drowsiness, lighheadedness, etc.
Jeez, somebody could of told me that my homemade turkey for Thanksgiving was poisonous.
- Part of Thanksgiving 2017, even though it isn't limited to that time period.