"Turkeys are delicious, unless you're me and your country doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving"


The Turkey Hat is a hat obtainable in the store in PFS. The hat is a stuffed turkey on your head.


Um... I'm pretty sure you do not want to eat that. I don't think it's even cooked yet.

Uncooked turkey could have disastrous consequences on you and your body's health. Symptoms include: sickness, drowsiness, lighheadedness, etc.

Jeez, somebody could of told me that my homemade turkey for Thanksgiving was poisonous.


  • Part of Thanksgiving 2017, even though it isn't limited to that time period.